Showing posts with label eternal security. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eternal security. Show all posts

Friday, October 10, 2008

Can I go home now? (Case #1)

Okay. I can't resist.

Our Call Center patched a customer through to me at Reference this afternoon. Here's the gist of the exchange:

Customer: "I need to find eternal security on the Internet."

Me: "Um...."

[Glancing at Caller ID, I see that it's "_____ Shoes." My colleagues will know who I mean.]

M: "Uh, what is that in this case? A book title? A website?"

C: "It's a belief."

M: "Oh. Um...let me put the phone down while I do a search." [Googling....] "There are a couple of sites here...."

C: "Do they have an 800 number?"

God's RainbowsI'll spare you the gory details.

Mike